Pappu-giri

If you think that gas tragedies, mass massacre of a certain class of people, decline of the economy of a country may be the extent of loss a government can lead to, you are sadly mistaken! I will not say that the birth of a  Pappu may be the biggest loss to the nation, but you may think so if you want, who am i to say so?

It all started in 1969, the results of which were achieved in 1970. Since then, there is no stopping the rupee. Of course the transfer of small amounts of money has been started just after independence into some non-indian local middle sized banks(say swiss bank, am not sure though), rupee took a jump after this decade. Even though it started to flow out and decline, this is what Pappu thinks:

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On a completely unrelated topic, when a top leader of India, better to call him a beloved character of the UPA government in India was told about the prevailing poverty in India and the effect of it on the masses, he insisted on the fact and made everyone believe that poverty was just a state of mind which could be overcome  just by thinking positive. Way to go sir!!! Salute! On the point of helping the poor, he thought donating tablets to poor may be a better option than actually feeding them. According to him, he has done his job, now it’s the problem of whoever pops up the question. When asked how would he help them, he asked the same question back!!!

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When people ask Pappu why he flees from the scene of need and provides a series of buttery answers later, he told, “I am the amul baby of India”

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Now would you please stop making fun of that great person, we need to look at his bright sides too.  Once he was admitted to an university, which otherwise was a very reputed one, but was later found out to be below standards by our very own Pappu, and he left it within a course of 3 months….. ! And after repeated attempts of meetings & letters by mummyji and mannuji,  the college authorities didn’t even return the donation amount back…..errrr…did i say DONATION? Sorry, slip of fingers!

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Lastly, if you think that the universe is expanding fast, you are right, because the bank balances of some people doing pappu-giri are expanding faster! We don’t know about the future scope, but just wish the past had been better had the big-bang not happened that time…. no no no, not the big bang leading to the creation of the universe, the other one(having no link to this article at all)

Based on all the stupid comments Pappu makes and embarrasses his family, political party, or even the whole nation sometimes, students of 5th standard have started comparing his IQ to themselves, where most of the times, Pappu fails.

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  3. Height of pappu-giri…hehehe

  4. And now mr. pappu makes another comment on the sikhs!!! it is the heights of dumbness, isn’t it?

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  1. February 26, 2014

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